Anna Camp in Emilio Pucci, Nelly, JWow

If you weren’t wearing leather or a crop top last night, you weren’t at the Teen Choice Awards.  Yes, apparently award season has begun, yet again (did it ever end?), starting off with this year’s Teen Choice Awards.  I didn’t actually watch it because, A). I didn’t even know it was happening and B). I was busy holding court on my rooftop with my newlywed best friend and her happy husband.  However, I do love a red carpet recap, so I have taken the liberty of sorting through some of last night’s looks for your viewing pleasure (or displeasure).

Don’t worry, I don’t know who half of these people are either.  I’d most likely have more luck identifying rare South American rainforest fauna.  Yet, I don’t struggle in the least when it comes to spotting the good, the green, and the obscenely ridiculous looks of the red carpet.  Whether you love or loathe crop tops- they’re happening and though it may still be mid-summer, you’d be better off looking for a pair of leather pants (and potentially bra top) for fall.  Green in all hues was the color of the carpet though it didn’t necessarily result in envy.  Nelly, Sandra, and Kerry may have been the only attendees over the age of 30, but these teen queens are all but bursting at the seams to show off their fashion chops pushing all boundaries.

Top of the Crops:

Lucy Hale in Houghton, Cher Lloyd, Ashley Benson in Giorigo Armani

Put on Your Big Girl Pants:

Shay Mitchell in Jenni Kayne, Nina Dobrev in J. Mendel, Crystal Reed in CH Carolina Herrera, Sasha Pieterse

Ladies in Leather:

Miley Cyrus in Saint Laurent, Naya Rivera in alice + olivia, Hayley Williams

Going Green: Not Always Good:

Selena Gomez in Cushnie et Ochs, Sandra Bullock in Antonio Berardi, Abigail Breslin, Brittany Snow in Oliver Tolentino Couture

Plenty of Prints:

Hailee Steinfeld in House of Holland, Janel Parrish in Naven, Kerry Washington in Stella McCartney

And Two Sets of Twins:

Demi Lovato, Ian Somerhalder, Bella Thorn in Fausto Puglisi, Lily Collins Fausto Puglisi skirt and Houghton shirt

Kids these days.