Alright, it probably isn’t eight billion, but I’ve written so many lists, I’ve lost count, so just go with it.  It’s been a while, but I’ve returned to the original “list” format… and don’t worry, you’re not on it.

  1. People who talk to me on airplanes.  We’re seatmates, not friends.
  2. Runaway peacocks.
  3. Backhanded compliments.
  4. Bailey’s non-alcoholic creamer. What’s the point?
  5. Kelly Osbourne’s rant on Christina Aguilera and Kate Middelton.  Who decided this girl is relevant? Not only is she crass, but she’s completely out of touch with reality.
  6. Cheap disposable razors.  Probably better off shaving with shards of glass.
  7. Empty refrigerators.  If there’s not even enough to make a sandwich, it’s time to hit the supermarket.
  8. Kool-Aid colored hair.
  9. Wearing headphones while driving. Is that even legal?
  10. People who can’t park in the confines of a parking space. These are the same people who leave their carts in the parking lot.

Ah, now don’t you feel better?