Sometimes I’m a rainbow colored basket full of kittens and glitter.  Other times I’m more like a tornado of cacti and vinegar.  Today is the latter.

  1. Wait… why is the failing marriage of Tareq and Michaele Salahi national news?
  2. Toddlers and Tiaras, Toddlers and Tiaras, Toddlers and Tiaras
  3. Biting your lip.  And then biting it again in the same place.  Repeatedly.
  4. E! Fashion Police.  How can anyone take anything Kelly Osbourne says seriously? 
  5. Couples with “joint” Facebook accounts.  JaneJohn Doe liked your photo.  If you have to share a Facebook account, you have bigger issues than only one computer in the house.
  6. Speaking of Facebook, I think this whole “timeline” layout is a disaster waiting to happen. You really want my entire history on FB on here? Yikes, bring on the domestics!
  7. Dancing with the Stars.  Should it be Dancing with the Star F*#ckers
  8. Trolls.
  9. Kim Kardashian’s sex tape.  Did we forget about this?
  10. That satellite falling from outer space – headed directly for earth.  They say there’s a 1 in 3200 chance of being hit… but I’m not the gambling type.