Let’s make it quick and painless, people. It’s been a long week and shawty needs a drank!
- Everybody (including Subway) jumping on the Twitter train. NO ONE cares what you ate for breakfast.
- Commercials that make no sense. What are you selling? Floors? Birds? Peanut butter? I can’t tell… but I’m hungry now.
- Kim Kardashian pretending that was the FIRST time she got Botox… C’mon girl…
- The Kardashians tackifying NYC. Ugh. Stay in LA where you belong. Hell, I’ll even throw in Miami for you. akdjf;klsdjf;akdjf. I can’t even. Your outfits. GGHJIOHJKBHSDFBKS.
- Brittney Jones. Shut. Up.
- Flavored coffe. It’s just bullshit. I mean, really.
- Fantasy football. Let’s be serious, this is just a less intellectual version of Dungeons and Dragons.
- Wannabe nerds. We GET it. The Social Network was great (though far from fact). I bet the real nerds of the world are PISSED.
- The people who vote against my fashion faux pas each and every single time… You know who you are.
- People who leave garbage in the elevator. WTH?
Bartender, tequila on the rocks.