Why Did You Wear That: White for Your Right To Party

If you’d described this outfit to me without seeing it, I probably would have thought you’d been hitting up ye olde crackpipe again and would have had to stage an intervention. However, when I saw Cameron Diaz sporting her light white ensemble a couple of weeks ago, I thought she looked incredibly chic, not like a drug induced fashion victim.

I know what you’re thinking: All white? Isn’t that a nod to the Michelin Man? In most cases, I’d say, “Yes.” In this instance, it comes off more angelic modern than just moronic.

The best part? These pieces are things that you most likely already have in your closet. I had everything minus the U-Boat watch which I ~~borrowed~~ stole from my fiance. Remember to break up the white with your accessories otherwise you’ll be walking around like a baker or tampon (whichever). I went ahead and nixed Cam’s suspenders (let’s not be completely ridiculous) and added a Mr. T gold chain instead.