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The List Volume XXXIX

By Kirsten|February 25th, 2011|The List|

So, I thought I’d switch things up a little this week. One of my favorite things to do is check Google Analytics to see what exactly people are Googling to land on WhyDid. I’ve compiled a list of this past week’s most interesting and/or popular searches (I promise you I did NOT make these up) and will do my best to answer all queries.

Justin Bieber’s haircut. Here. Don’t ask again.
Do people eat Bump Its. Sweet heavens, I hope not.
What to wear to a coffee date. I’m fairly certain we’ve covered this. You don’t go on a coffee date. Period.
Fishtail braid. Here is WhyDid’s “How To” video for the good ol’ fishtail braid:
How to pee in a one piece romper. Well, when you take on the task of wearing a romper, you’re taking on a lot of responsibility. This includes having to basically strip down nude when going to the ladies’ room. Sorry, kiddos, no shortcut for this one.
Kanye West wearing leggings. I didn’t know about such an incident until I saw this. I presume this is in reference to the ridiculously tight red metallic skinnys he wore during the NBA All Star Game performance.
What is why did you wear that? Um, well, you’re here now. In case you haven’t figured it out, WhyDid is a lifestyle blog dishing out real life advice on fashion, love, food, and fun. Think of WhyDid as the big sister you never had.
Why can’t Jennifer Anniston make a good movie? I laughed out loud at this one. Great question. If anyone has the answer, please let me know. As a matter of fact, you should probably let her know.
Dog cupcakes. Here’s a delightful recipe for dog cupcakes (aka pupcakes). I smell a “How To” video coming…
Did Rihanna have on panties at the Grammy’s? If you look really close. Like really creepy stalker close in this photo you can see the nipple covers as well as the edge of a nude thong. So while she may not have the best fashion sense, she does have enough good sense to cover her hoo ha.

Keep Googling, guys.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XXXVII

By Kirsten|February 4th, 2011|The List|

I wonder at times if someone has a voodoo doll with my face on it because the hits just keep on coming…

Cantaloupe. It’s bullshit filler fruit. Why do you insist on putting it in my fruit salad?
Old people (the executive types) who keep trying to use “social media” but have no idea how to log onto Facebook.
Celebrity perfumes. I do not, by any means want to smell like Halle Berry, Jennifer Anniston, or Britney Spears. Remember when actors just used to —act?
The guy on the treadmill next to me boxing with the TV screen. Is that really necessary, sir?
Camping.
The buzz word “curated.” Enough already.
WHAT THE F*$^ are these?
That big bootied celeb who complained about those (heavily photoshopped) photos in W. I can’t bring myself to say her name.
People who are basically just waiting for you to stop talking so they can talk.
Hosni Mubarak

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XV

By Kirsten|August 13th, 2010|The List|

Another week, another list. Let’s go.

People who put “haha” after their own jokes. If you have to laugh at your own joke, you already know it’s not funny.
White people using “holla.” The only type of “holla” we know about should be “challah French toast.”
Boys over the age of 22 with roommates.
Ex’s.
Day old sushi.
Search helicopters in my backyard. I’m trying to sleep, thanks. Wasn’t looking to be on an episode of COPS tonight.
Jennifer Anniston. How is it possible that she’s still making headlines? Hasn’t been in a good movie in ages and last time I checked, she and Brad were no longer together.
Buffets.
The Teen Choice Awards. I mean, there’s a reason you have to be 18 to vote. You guys clearly have no taste in movies… ahem, Valentine’s Day.
Sunglasses clipped to your shirt at night. It’s dark out. I thought we talked about this. Sigh.

Have a great weekend.

xx,

WhyDid

Five Things To Do Online Rather Than Stalk Your Ex

By Kirsten|July 21st, 2010|Why Did You Date Him?|

We all know that the internet is ruining our dating lives but are you spending your valuable time worrying about others’ web presence? I’ve spent my fair share of time internet stalking via Facebook and Twitter and good old fashion Google… but there’s only so many searches you can do online before you’ve become bored and run out of background checks to run. Below are some more useful ways to waste your time online.

Look up something you didn’t know. Knowledge is power, my friends. I Google just about everything. I hate not knowing the answer to things and who doesn’t like to always win an argument? Nobody. Don’t try and argue with me.
Read the news. Novel idea, I know, but some people are only up to date as to whether Jennifer Anniston is actually pregnant or not. Why not become worldly and have something more interesting than Jessica Alba’s new bob to talk about at dinner?
Find out about your ancestry. I mean, this seems like a no brainer to me. Who doesn’t wanna find out that they’re actually related to the royal family of Paraguay?
Shop. Another no brainer. I’m starting to think I may need to put “online shopping” as a “skill” on my resume. I really have a knack for it, but this is a skill that should be honed and can only be done so with hours of practice. Don’t have you size in store? Not a problem, pal. Just find it online and use the best coupon codes from websites like Raise while you’re at it.
Manage your finances. I guess this is a pretty funny thing to mention after encouraging you to shop online, but having a handle on what you are spending is very important. You never want to be worried that your card will be declined when trying to purchase those new Louboutins, so getting your bills and banking set up online is key to keeping yourself in check.

So put down the mouse and stop worrying about what Tommy did last weekend. (Yes, we know you’re totes hotter than his new gf, but who cares?).

xx,

WhyDid

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