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Why Did You Wear That: Slave 4 Fashion

By Kirsten|December 3rd, 2010|Celebrity Style|

I mean I hate to kick a horse while she’s down… especially right after her birthday… but a crime against fashion is a crime against fashion. It’s no secret that I’ve never been a huge Brit Brit fan, but I was rooting for her comeback as much as the next girl. I, along with Elin Woods, understand the rage she felt when slamming into that car with an umbrella.

So, it pains me to see that her comeback was only a fleeting moment in time and she has resorted back to looking like this:

Oh, Brit. Where shall I begin? It seems like an oxymoron to have a shirt buttoned up to your chin while wearing shorts that the pockets are hanging out of. And… are those… BEDAZZLED UGGS? Ugh, is right. What do you get the girl who has everything this year for Christmas? Hopefully, a stylist.

don’t let me be the last to know…

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: Christina Aguilera

By Kirsten|November 19th, 2010|Celebrity Style|

Anyone who knows me, knows that I love Christina Aguilera. I have loved that woman since the moment she popped out of her genie bottle back in 1999! I was Team Christina through and through. She could do no wrong in my book. Not even when she decided to get a bit “dirrty.”

So, it pains me more than you can imagine to have to ask, “What the HELL happened to her?” I know that Xtina has been going through some rough times in her personal life, but didn’t she get the memo? Looking GOOD is the best revenge. And while her love life may be sucking, her career is still on fi-yah. She is set to star in Burlesque and she just got her very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Needless to say, that’s a lot of red carpet appearances. Well, lately, she looks like my dog has been styling her… with his tongue (although that’s an insult to my dog).

How can such a pretty girl let herself look like this? Did Jordan Bratman take all the mirrors with him in the split?

The premiere of Burlesque should have been her time to shine…. however, she looks like a big green head of lettuce. Sad lettuce. She would have been better off pulling from the costume department like Cher.

Ugh. Christina… COME ON! Pull. It. Together.

Let’s just take a stroll down memory lane…

Despite everything, you bet your ass I will be in line to see Burlesque on November 24th.

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: Victoria’s Ugly Secret

By Kirsten|November 12th, 2010|Celebrity Style|

As many of you are well aware, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place earlier this week. Um, I can’t say I’m not a little bit taken aback. Since when did Victoria’s Secret start catering to butch lesbians? I mean, I’m going to need to go ahead and ask, “Who’s in charge here?” Can’t help but think that perhaps the creative director is an angry old maid living alone with her cats who decided that she wanted to make some of the most beautiful women in the world look like assholes.

To be clear, I am not by any means suggesting that Karolina Kurkova herself is “fugly.” That isn’t even in the realm of possibility, but this? What the hell is she? A “racecar driver”? Trashy Lingerie does a better job of making slutty Halloween outfits, so let’s just leave it to the pros, okay? When can we get back to diamond encrusted brasieres and sparkly g-strings?

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: Who?

By Kirsten|November 5th, 2010|Celebrity Style|

Honestly, I have no idea who this even is:

What I do know is that if I look at this dress much longer I may go into an epileptic seizure.Don’t even get me started on the prom hair…

Apparently, this young lady is a model named Cindy Taylor…That is all.

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: Pussycat Edition

By Kirsten|October 29th, 2010|Celebrity Style|

Boo! Nicole Scherzinger walked the red carpet of the Rocky Horror Picture show last night in this little number. I get that this is a costume, but I mean, really? Not sure if Nicole has a stylist, but if she does she needs to be fired. If she doesn’t, she should probably get one. She’s a beautiful woman, but this costume is a sad, sad attempt at cute.