Dealing with a Full Plate

Dear waiter,

Whydidja…. Remove my plate at the restaurant last night when it was clear I was not finished? My apologies for bothering you while you were trying to work. I am a model, but I will eat my entire meal. thank you. 

xx, 

WhyDidJas

Escalating Social Awareness

Whydidja…feel the DIRE need to stand on the left side of the escalator during rush hour? Was it to block people with jobs trying to COMMUTE to work from walking up? TWO LANES of traffic, people. Left is for walking – right is for talking.

*Whydidjas are a type of PSA (public service announcement) for those who are completely and utterly socially unaware.  Hopefully, daily Whydidjas will make the world a happier and prettier place, one rant at a time.