Friday Frocks: Red Alert

One of the very hottest colors coming down the runway for Fall was red. Bright, delicious, bold red. So in homage to what’s hot on the catwalk, this week’s edition is dedicated to red.

BB Dakota Whitman Dress, $80

Wet Seal Open Back Mini Dress, $22.50

Mason by Michelle Mason One Shoulder Dress, $396

Forever 21 Ruffle Dotted Dress, $24.90

Issa Kimono Dress, $582

ABS by Allen Schwartz Striped Dress, $144

Jay Goddfrey Dawson Dress, $277

Looking hot.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XVIII

First and foremost, I’m going to have to start consulting a book on Greek numerals because the lists just keep on coming. Secondly, I’m going to reel in my temper right now, seeing as the twatards of the universe have been taking out their angst on me. And here we go…

1. People who talk on their cell phones while inside the bathroom stall. This is awkward on so many levels that I don’t even know where to begin.
2. People who overuse “I miss you.” Really? Do you miss me? I just saw you like two days ago.
3. Running to the elevator like it’s the last puffy cloud to heaven. Another elevator will come, this I promise you. There is no need to risk appendages in order to stop the doors from closing.
4. Quick lesson in the language we call “English”: you + are = you’re. your = possessive pronoun
5. While on topic… “two” is a number, “too” means also, “to” is a preposition/infinitive.
6. You have a face for radio. Stay there.
7. Ordering a Big Mac and fries and a Diet Coke. I mean, go big or go home.
8. Girls who can’t get over their ex’s. Plenty of fish in the sea, my dear.
9. People who actually think “celebrities” on Twitter care what they tweet to them. (BTW- radio personalities other than Ryan Seacrest are not “celebrities”).
10. Banana chips.

And that’s all folks. So happy this is a loooong weekend!

xx,

WhyDid

You Make Me Wanna Snoop

In reference to last week’s post about the woman who had never seen her boyfriend’s house, I wanted to re-visit the topic of snooping. To me, it is baffling that this woman would not have done a little legwork to try and discover what the heck this guy was hiding. When I start dating someone, I already know what his favorite pastimes are, his mother’s maiden name, and, of course, what his ex looks like. Needless to say, I don’t really like surprises.

Most of you assumed that the gentleman in question was obviously living with his wife or girlfriend. I tend to agree. This leads me to one of two conclusions: either he’s a really good liar, or she is just really effing stupid.

Since I have a hard time believing that anyone is that great of a liar, I wonder if this woman is missing the “woman’s intuition” gene. As women, we generally know when something in the milk ain’t clean. Why, oh why did her antennae not go up? I would be a liar to say that I have not done some hardcore PI work in my day. I am so good at digging up dirt, that sometimes, my friends have asked for my assistance and have suggested that, perhaps, I missed my calling.

Even the trickiest of the tricky could not dupe me (I’m talking to you, Mr. I Saved My Mistress as My Brother in my Phone). While, I like to know what’s going on, some have argued that snooping is the equivalent of opening Pandora’s box. What happens when you scroll through your man’s phone and don’t find anything… this time? Now you’ve started a habit and trust me, it’s not an easy one to break. My only defense for snooping is that when you feel like something’s up, you’re probably right. My instincts have never steered me wrong. If you need the proof, then you may have to snoop- just be ready for what you might find.

After being in a healthy relationship, I have not felt the need to snoop or check texts or emails, which further validates my “woman’s intuition” theory. Sometimes, I think people who don’t look are scared of what they might find and are really just turning their heads. What do you think?

In most cases, when the urge to snoop comes about… it’s probably time to re-evaluate the relationship. Whether you find something or not, you’re on a one way track to an unhealthy relationship. Run for your life!

xx,

WhyDid

Would You Wednesday: Alba Edition

Jessica Alba is so, so pretty. Her dress, however, is quite a pity. Here she is attending a dinner hosted by Uomo Vogue  honoring Quentin Tarantino last night. What do you think?

xx,

WhyDid

Wide Load

After seasons of skinnies, it’s nice to see the wide leg jean make a return. Though I don’t believe the skinny jean is going anywhere anytime soon, it is nice to have options (a girl’s gotta have options, afterall). The wide leg, trouser, and bootcut jean are much more universally flattering and can balance out a more pear shaped figure. They’re also great because they can be dressed up and dressed down with just a few simple tweaks and accessories.

MiH Marrakesh Flare Jeans, $189

Paige Premium Denim LouLou Vinyl Bootcut Jeans, $158

Elizabeth and James Stevie Dazed Jeans, $245

J Brand Lovestory Bellbottom Stretch Jeans, $178

Rock and Republic Roth Jean, $235

With these flattering silhouettes, you’ll be looking more like a svelte sweetie rather than a wide load

xx,

WhyDid

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January First

So, yes, we all know the Emmy’s happened last night. I, myself, did not watch seeing as I just moved into my new apartment and have yet to get cable installed. Oops. Anyway, One dress that I did catch on the new this morning was that of Ms. January Jones. She chose a blue number by Versace and apparently it’s struck up a bit of debate, although I’m not sure why. To me, this dress is not debatable. It’s ugly. I wouldn’t wear it. You wouldn’t wear it. She’s a beautiful woman, but the dress is fug. Those who say differently are suffering from “The Emperor’s New Clothes Syndrome.” Here’s the dress. You be the judge:

I give Ms. Thang credit for trying something different, but unfortunately, most times “trying to be different” equates to “trying too hard” (or just ugly).

xx,

WhyDid

P dot S – more Emmy’s later.

Friday Frocks: Bright Lights Big City

Sigh… summer is about to come to an end. Goodbye teeny bikinis. See ya later summer Fridays. Sayonara afternoon mojitos (wait, maybe not).  Might as well go out with a bang. Celebrate the last week of summer in something bright and eye catching:

Bebe Lace Print Neon Dress

Michael Kors Neon Wool Blend Shift Dress, $404

Amanda Uprichard Double Mini Dress, $167

Black Halo Ariel Dress, $244

Boulee Natalie Pleated V Back Dress, $264

Josh Brody One Shoulder Dress, $112

Jen’s Pirate Booty Stevie V-neck, $129

Mara Hoffman SweetHeart Mini Dress, $374

Alice and Olivia Sydney Wrap Dress, $368

You glow, girl.

xx,

WhyDid

The List XVII

I mean, I’m about to start listing people by first name… But alas, I will save you the embarrassment.

1. Turtlenecks in summer. I don’t care if it doesn’t have sleeves or is a dress.
2. Girls with shitty hair who insist on growing it out. Know your role.
3. While on the subject, not everyone is meant to be blonde. (This goes double for those of you not genetically predisposed).
4. “Sunday Funday.” This couldn’t be more overused. It’s Sunday… guess what that means… Tomorrow’s Monday and everyone knows that’s not very fun.
5. Shit talkers. How’s your breath? No, seriously. How is it?
6. Guys who think the waitress wants to F&*#. She just wants a tip… and not the tip of your …
7. Waitresses who whore themselves out to guys drinking beer. They are not big spenders and I need a refill. Thanks.
8. Co-workers who throw out your lunch. Looks like I need my own Fridge Locker.
9. People who re-Tweet celebrities, verified accounts, horoscopes, and quotes. We get it, they said EXACTLY what you were thinking. Chances are we’re all following them too, so we don’t need you to re-Tweet their shit. Thanks.
10. YOU.

xx,

WhyDid

Penny Pincher

Oh it sure is hard to budget those bills as a fashionista. Sometimes our desire for the latest trend outweighs the urgency of paying that pesky electric bill. Sigh… Life’s hard.

So our interns were discussing that they had signed up for a site called Mint.com and were receiving emails scolding them for going over their budgets. This sounded incredibly intriguing so I went ahead and took my pretty little fingers and typed in the URL. Here is where I landed:

With the click of a few buttons, Mint walks you through adding in your different bank accounts and credit cards. After all of that is entered, Mint takes a moment to go ahead and organize your numbers. A few calculations and TA-DA!! You can now see your debt versus your assets (Yikes!). With tools to help you save, set budgets, and meet goals, Mint will have your finances back on track in no time. You will get reminders when your account gets low or you have gone over your budget. There’s no lying to Mint.

To say this site is eye opening is an understatement. My net worth? Sad. Sad, sad net worth.

The days of balancing checkbooks are long gone, but that’s no reason to be going into debt. All savvy girls should have a handle on their finances. Because overdrafts, bounced checks and ,snipped credit cards are never in style.

xx,

WhyDid

Would You Wednesday: Beyonce Edition

This one hurts. Brace yourselves. Here are Beyonce and Jay-Z boarding a yacht in St. Tropez yesterday.

Let’s have a closer look… Good word. I mean, I’m not sure I even know what to say about this one. Nevermind, yes I do. Beyonce (BeyBey), Jay is NEVER supposed to look better than you. How is that even possible? You’re supposed to be the pretty one!

Ugh… I can’t look at this anymore. What do you guys think?

xx,

WhyDid