justin bieber boyfriendI can help you do a lot of things… one of which is make stuff.  However, there are a few things that I can not do – like materialize the perfect boyfriend (does that even exist?).  So, until I get my masters degree in wizardry, you’re just going to have to settle for making the perfect boyfriend t-shirt (sans boyfriend).  And isn’t that better anyway?

So here’s all you need to get that comfy, lived  in t-shirt look/feel:

  • t-shirt
  • scissors
  • salt (1 cup)
  • sandpaper
  • a large pot
  • water
  • stove

Now, remember that the more you wash your t-shirt (with fabric softener), the softer and more worn it will become.  Like all good relationships, it takes time.  This is merely a method to jumpstart the process:

Perhaps your sexy new boyfriend tee will atrract your next boyfriend?  Meh.  So what wizadry shall we partake in next week?