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Monday Mashup: A Case of Mistaken Identity

By |April 4th, 2011|Monday Mashup|

While in the checkout line the other day, my fiance asked me, “Babe, who is that?” while pointing at the cover of a glossy tabloid.  I looked over my shoulder quickly and answered, “Jessica Alba.”

I looked again at the headline and was baffled.  What wedding?  Only then did I notice that it was not, in fact, the lovely Jessica Alba.  I stared harder.

But, of course.  It was the tabloid queen, Kim Kardashian.  I had never thought that Kim and Jessica looked alike, however, this magazine cover was like looking at Jess’s twin sister.  This got me to thinking about a couple of things.  One being that Hollywood and the magazines who love it are spending far too much time in post production fixing up photos.  The other is the sad amount of cosmetic procedures taking place every single day.  Not only (but mainly) in La La Land, but all over the country.  Why is it that everyone is trying to look like some sort of predetermined perfect mold of a woman?  When did having a little bit of facial character become such a bad thing?  Isn’t there anything to be said for having your own “look”?  What’s the point of being famous if you’re being mistaken for someone else?

I think the moral of the story here, kids, is to love the way you look and emphasize your differences rather than try and hide them.

xx,

WhyDid

Photos via Modern Salon, Posh24

Why Did You Eat That: Hunger, Party of One!

By |April 4th, 2011|Recipes, Why Did You Eat That?|

While I’m hopping on the Caltrain to San Francisco this morning, I am munching on a morning meal and thinking how happy I am my stomach isn’t rumbling.  Without food in my belly, I turn into a raving bitch.  (If ever we meet and I’m a bit irritable, it’s best to slip me a snack).  Most of us have very little time in the morning.  Whether we are commuting to work, heading to class, or off to an importtant appointment it’s crucial to take just a little bit of time to feed our faces (and brains and bodies) before starting our day.

While many people are under the impression that cutting the calories will cut their waistlines, the exact opposite is true.  Skimping on your first meal in the morning sets the tone for the rest of your day.  Your body spends the night slowing down in order to conserve energy.  This is also why you can go for hours without getting hungry.  In the morning you need to “break the fast” by waking up your metabolism.  People who have lost and successfully kept weight off start their days with a healthy breakfast and reports have repeatedly shown this.

Now, I understand that we not only don’t have time to fire up the griddle for pancakes but also can’t exactly travel with flapjacks and syrup in tow.  And I’m also aware how offensive snacking in public can be.  So, finding a happy medium is key.

Here are three “on the go” ways to start your day without ruining your diet or pissing of the passenger next to you:

Strawberry Oatmeal Breakfast Smoothie

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup soy milk
  • 1/2 cup rolled oats
  • 1 banana, broken into chunks
  • 14 frozen strawberries
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons white sugar

Directions:

In a blender, combine soy milk, oats, banana and strawberries. Add vanilla and sugar if desired. Blend until smooth. Pour into reusable mug and hit the road.

Low Fat Berry Parfait

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups greek yogurt
  • 2 cups your lowfat granola
  • 2 cups fresh berries (raspberries, blueberries, strawberries (sliced)
  • 4 tablespoons honey

Directions:

I take a cue from the deli’s of NY and make my yogurt to go in a plastic cup.  Add a layer of fruit covered by a layer or yogurt then granola and honey and repeat. Plop in a spoon and you’re good to go.

Healthy Harvest Breakfast Muffins

(Obviously, make these the night before and stash some for a snack in your bag).

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup whole wheat flour
  • 1 1/4 cups oatmeal (whole grain)
  • 1/4 cup brown sugar
  • 2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon sea salt
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
  • 1 teaspoon ginger (fresh or powdered)
  • 2 cups bananas, ripe & mashed (about 4 medium)
  • 2/3 cup applesauce
  • 1/3 cup carrot, shredded
  • 1 large egg
  • 2 tablespoons butter (melted)
  • 1/2 cup slivered almond
  • 1/2 cup walnut pieces
  • 2 tablespoons butter (melted)
  • 1/3 cup brown sugar
  • 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
  • 1/2 cup raisins (optional)

Directions:

  1. Preheat oven to 375.
  2. Line muffin pan with cups, if desired.
  3. Squirt each cup with non-stick cooking spray.
  4. Combine first 8 ingredients in a large mixing bowl. Stir until well blended.
  5. In a separate smaller bowl combine next 5 ingredients (bananas – butter), stir until well blended.
  6. In another separate small bowl, combine next 6 ingredients (almonds – nutmeg) for muffin topping.
  7. Add banana mixture to the flour mixture along with the raisins, if you desire.
  8. STIR JUST UNTIL MOISTENED. Do not over stir.
  9. Fill muffin cups 2/3 way full.
  10. Press enough of the brown sugar-nut topping into each muffin to cover the top, and to your taste. About 2 Tbsp per muffin.
  11. Bake at 375 for about 20 minutes, until the muffin springs back when lightly touched.
  12. Makes 16 small muffins, or 8 giant-sized muffins.

You can’t rule the world on an empty stomach.

xx,

WhyDid

Photo via Nick Suydam

 

Friday Frocks: Amazing Lace

By |April 1st, 2011|Friday Frocks|

With the temperature reaching an impressive ninety degrees here in LA yesterday, I got excited thinking about shedding all of those winter layers and slipping into something much more summery.  One of my very favorite dresses that I can not bear to part with (no matter the stains or pulls in the fabric) is a simple white lace crochet dress.  The shape is simple and season after season it always looks just right for hot summer afternoons paired with espadrilles and a cool beverage.  There is something so romantic yet so fresh about a dainty white lace dress.  It is a piece that every girl, southern belle or not, should have in her wardrobe.

1. Kite & Butterfly Ivory French Lace Dress, $390, 2. Patterson J. Kincaid Torino Belted Lace Dress, $248, 3. XOXO Sleeveless Scoopneck Lace Ruffle Pocket Dress, $59, 4. Haute Hippie Lace Overlay Slip Dress, $495, 5. Dolce & Gabbana Lace Cocktail Dress, $475, 6. ABS by Allen Schwartz Tiered Lace Dress, $297, 7. Forever 21 Lace Back Asymmetrical Dress, $19.80, 8. Willow & Clay Lace Maxi Dress, $118, 9. Topshop White Prairie Lace Panel Sundress, $75, 10. Free People Ruffle Lace Slip, $78, 11. American Eagle Lace Dress, $49.50, 12. Free People Vintage Lace Dress, $298

Bring on the sun.

xx,

WhyDid

 

 

Photo via The Sweetest Occasion

Why Did You Date Him: Ayo Technology

By |April 1st, 2011|Why Did You Date Him?|

Oh, hello there. Yes, I’ve been MIA for a moment or two, but much like a boomerang, I always return.  This time with fun news to announce soon. Anyway, we return to our regularly scheduled program in 3, 2, 1…

With Facebook driving up divorce rates, it’s clear Granny is shaking her head somewhere and we have entered another realm of dating hell.  We are long gone from the days of sock hops, corsages, and soda fountains.  Forget about opening doors and sending flowers.  We’re doing dating 2.0 and it’s not your grandmother’s dating.

Nowadays you can log onto sites like Ashley Maddison that will help you orchestrate an affair and there are more dating websites than you can shake a stick at. However, you don’t even need to go to such extremes to find love on the web.  Using social platforms like Twitter and Facebook you can connect with just about anyone on the planet.  All you need is access to a computer (with warranty that covers laptop repairs in Ipswich so you don’t miss a moment with your potential true love), internet connection, and hungry loins.

I remember falling prey to creeps “trolling” the internet back in the early days of Myspace and Facebook (thank heavens for privacy settings!), but guys aren’t the only predators on the internet these days.  Many girls “tweet” and “poke” at boys who catch their eye.  A lot of females are very forward and outright pushy when pursuing the objects of their affection.  By being so “easy” and available to guys, women are simply making it that much harder on themselves.  See, the more you chase the less trouble fellas go to in order to woo you and win your heart.  Kiss hand written love letters and picnics in the park goodbye.

I’m fairly certain that the internet is ruining dating, relationships, and worst of all, chivalry.  Forget only a phone call away.  It’s become clear that people are just a few key strokes away.  Ask me out via Facebook, Twitter, email, or DailyBooth and watch how quickly you’re unfriended, unfollowed, or sitting alone listening to the sound of crickets.

Would you take a gamble on internet lovin’?

 

xx,

WhyDid