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The List Volume VIII

By |June 18th, 2010|The List|

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Seeing as I had a mini meltdown only about a week ago, I thought I’d switch things up and make a list of things that make me smile rather than scream. Yeah, in your face.

  1. Puppies in pet store windows. I have my own, but looking never gets old. (Sound familiar, fellas?)IMG00396-20100616-1637
  2. Marshmallows.
  3. Cartoons- but only cartoons of me (obvsies).SadKikinturtlefarm_2
  4. Flowers in NY. It’s like an unexpected kiss on the forehead.IMG00369-20100614-2027
  5. This guy:16570_216134329886_508539886_2899472_2579567_n(www.jasonscat.com)
  6. Pedicures. No idea what you’re snickering to your friend about, but don’t stop doing what you’re doing.
  7. Carousels.  Bet you didn’t know there’s a full timer over at Chelsea Piers, did you?IMG00224-20100530-1848
  8. Having an extra swipe left on your Metro card when you’re in a hurry.
  9. Waking up with “props” and other collected items in your purse. IMG00216-20100529-1500
  10. Leaving the city you love even just for a little.

Wow, that was painful. No worries, the regular “list” will be back next week.

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Date Him: Cat Scratch Fever

By |June 16th, 2010|Why Did You Date Him?|

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For years women have endured the cat calls, whistles, and obnoxious shout outs from men on the street. It’s so common in NYC, that I actually no longer even hear it. When people are in from out of town they are appalled by the suggestive, aggressive, and offensive commentary.

Well, the other night, we decided to flip the script. We started treating men like the pieces of meat they’ve been treating us as from the moment we started wearing training bras. Surprisingly, our method was incredibly effective. We had a 95% return on our obnoxious commentary, which is sort of disturbing. It seems that men actually found it incredibly amusing… even (gasp) charming when we hurled lusty dialogue in their direction. Perhaps men appreciated the ladies doing the “work” for once, though I’d hardly consider telling someone to “take their top off” work.

Don’t believe me? Oh, well, don’t you worry… we documented it (obvsies):

And there you have it, my friends. Apparently, that’s all it takes.

Nice ass!

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: Is That a Mirror in Your Pants…?

By |June 15th, 2010|Personal Style, Why Did You Wear That?|

party-in-my-pants-costumeYou know I like nothing more than a party in my pants, so it should come as no surprise that I’m a big fan of shiny pants.  We used to associate sequins with tragic prom dresses and Liza Minelli, but now sequins can be worn “just because.”  Dress down your sequins with a casual tee and heels and dance the night away. Why shouldn’t you be the life of the party?

You may wonder why I have not included a sequin top in my picks… it’s because they actually give me heartburn. I’m all about sequins in an unexpected pop, not as a blaring disco ball across your chest. You can have too much of a good thing.

UMX07614Miss Me Sequin Miniskirt, $74

eqzoom85.msRomeo & Juliet Couture Sequin Legging, $65

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EIGH-WO2_V1EIGHTY SIX Sequin Vest, $68

1037775_fpx.tifLa Rok Sequin Social Romper, $178.80

Annnnnd me:

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Keep on shining.

xx,

WhyDid

Oh, Hey There…

By |June 14th, 2010|Uncategorized|

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You’ve probably been wondering where the eff I disappeared off to last week. Yeah, me too. I wish I could tell you that I was sunning in Santorini with the man of my dreams after eloping on a whim, but alas, my reasoning is not nearly that sexy. This past week has been a bit of a rough go.  I had my heart broken, I got hired, I got fired, made up my mind, changed it, lost my way, found it again – not to mention my ongoing love/hate relationship with the city in which I reside.

That being said… I’m baaaaack. I’ve discussed a few times that I seem to be suffering from what they like to call a “quarter life crisis” and I’m hoping and praying this will be the last bout with it. (Um, besides, I’m kinda heading more into the mid life crisis range at this point). I’ve gone back to my old standby – making a lot of lists and checking things off. Unfortunately, organization is not my strong suit and I’m willing to bet I have adult ADD.  It’s so easy to get distracted by the constant “noise” going on all around us- especially living in NYC. My dad often tells me to go somewhere quiet and just listen.

Sometimes I feel like I’m supposed to have it all figured out and when I look around at some of my peers who seem to have a handle on things, I get completely and utterly flustered. At times, I just shut down because I’m so overwhelmed (hence I just could not manage to type a sentence, crack a joke, or make a video last week).

I don’t want to spend time complaining about my life, because quite honestly, I have it pretty good. What I would like to do is let you guys know that it’s okay to be confused. It’s okay to get lost. It’s okay to make mistakes. There’s no need to compare yourself to others and as long as you stay focused and hold onto your dreams (and sanity), you’ll find your way.

So I do apologize for my absence and lack of crazy antics, but believe it or not, at times I do run out of things to say. I know, hard to believe. Lucky for you, I’ve had a week to stew and am raring to go.

xx,

WhyDid

Beauty Buzz: Double Duty

By |June 5th, 2010|Beauty Buzz|

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It’s summertime and for most of us that means we will be shlepping to and fro the beach or other exotic locales. I tend to overpack so coming up with ways to consolidate (as well as save some dough) is pretty crucial. You know I love my Benetint and Nars Orgasm stick but here are a few more products that are doing double (or triple!) duty:

rosebud-officialSmith’s Rosebud Salve, $5.59

It can be used for a lipgloss as most people know, but it’s also great for dry cuticles, chapped skin, and blemishes. A dab is all you need to get dry skin under control.

719_lSuperbly Restorative Argan Dry Oil, $30

This little miracle worker can be used on the body for sexy smooth skin or hair for shiny lustrous locks. Slathering this dry oil on gives a gorgeous sheen to both skin and hair.

51dSoQoeNXL._SL500_AA300_Egyptian Magic Cream, $29.95

This cream does basically everything besides your dishes. Can be used on dry skin, dry hair (or deep conditioner), burns and bites. One tub, tons of uses.

Some other on the go tricks:

  • Use toothpaste as a spot treatment for a pesky belmish.
  • Lemon juice makes a great astringent after cleansing.
  • Olive oil also works great on dry skin and hair.
  • Honey is a great facial mask for oily skin. Warm honey and apply to face after washing.
  • Mix tomato juice and buttermilk and apply to sunburned skin for after sun relief.

Safe travels, my little lady loves.

xx,

WhyDid