Jan
19
2010
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Why In Gay Hell Would You Do That To Your Face?
Written by: WhyDid YouWearThat | Why In Gay Hell?

I am disgusted this week….Absolutely disgusted!! The lengths some people will go to in order to be famous are outta this world! I have decided to write a letter to one of these people to let them know of my disappointment with their behavior. It really is a shame and truly depressing that this poor girl is sooooo DESPERATE for attention and fame that she would do this.

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Dear Heidi Montag,
I want to start by saying I am sooo sorry for you. I feel deep down in my soul that you are just a sad girl who obviously didn’t get enough love or attention at some point in your life that you feel compelled to behave the way you do. What you have done to your body is disheartening and the message it sends to young women out there is deplorable. I also think you should know that you went from being a beautiful young woman to looking like a 45 year old washed up tranny! I know this is harsh on your freshly pulled back ears, but I say it out of of kindness for I fear that you will not stop untill you look like Jocelyn Wildenstein. When reading your interview there were a few things that stuck out to me and I want to address them. Your ultimate dream, you say, is to be a pop star. Now, when I read this I wondered if you were smoking any hallucinogenic drugs. You have no talent in this arena. I would think that this would have been made clear after seeing yourself at the Miss Universe Pageant. Musical and dance talent would be requirements for this to be successful. It’s not just about looking the part, my dear girl. You have to walk the walk as well. And your walk is equivalent to a drunk sorority girl who just got gang banged, woke up in her own puke, and has a broken high heel. You also state that your body is just a shell and that God doesn’t care because it’s what is on the inside that counts. Tell me what is on the inside? I do agree that your body is a shell but that shell looks empty. I also know that God would not be happy with the message you are sending to girls out there. I think Emmy Rossum said it all:

“It upsets me to see young women in the spotlight advocating plastic surgery ,” Emmy writes, adding, “Any surgery is extremely dangerous and should not be taken lightly — much less, used as a tool to increase notoriety or popularity.” She continues, “By putting this on magazine covers, we are somehow legitimizing the dangerous lengths to which some will go for fame and ‘beauty.”  Rossum concludes, “There are so many real issues in this world that need attention. Let’s try to take a moment to be grateful we are alive.”

In closing, I really want you to consider apologizing to your family for being a LIAR. I can’t believe that you didn’t tell your Mom or Dad what you were doing. Again, what a bad message. You are blessed and lucky to come from a family that cares about you and it is shameful that they had to read about this in People Magazine. I mean, haven’t you put them through enough by marrying that douchebag, Spencer Pratt? Must you continue to hurt them? I mean, heaven forbid something went wrong. It’s not like you went in for a teeth cleaning. You went in for a 10 hour procedure. I would ask what you were thinking but after reading this, it’s CLEAR you don’t think at all. The biggest disappointment in all of this is they couldn’t give you a new brain because really,  that’s what you need!

Sincerely,
Why In Gay Hell

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9 Comments »

  • Jodi

    Looooove this!

    Comment | January 19, 2010
  • sworlz

    why in gay hell, this is my all time favorite thread of yours thus far. keep ‘em comin!

    Comment | January 19, 2010
  • Doreen

    You are a great writer, keep up the good work. I agree she really does look older.

    Comment | January 19, 2010
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  • LOVEEEEEEED IT! She is lucky to be alive after surgery — &. i love your style of writing!

    Comment | January 19, 2010
  • Mahk G

    is it me, or does she kinda look like Amanda Lepore in her after photo? traaaaagedy

    Comment | January 19, 2010
  • Mom

    Another job well done. Your opinions and the expression of those opinions make my arms sore from patting myself on the back for the wonderful parenting you obviously had. I’ll sleep well AGAIN tonight secure in the knowlege that the Son I unleashed on the world will never suffer from an ulcer since he never holds anything in. Keep up the good work!

    Comment | January 19, 2010
  • i can’t stop looking at this before and after. she doesn’t look like the same person. it is really scary. actually she looks the same from the eyes up. even her nose basically looks the same. it looks like she got cheek implants (to make her face more round), lip injections and fillers (for the laugh lines, etc). freaky

    Comment | January 20, 2010
  • nope, nose definitely smaller on after shot. brows arched higher too and obvious breast enhancement (another one!).

    Comment | January 20, 2010

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