Ever since I was a little girl, I always knew I had a purpose in the world. I think my mom actually bought me a fashion police card when I was younger to keep in my wallet.  Thanks, Mom!

xx,

WhyDid

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Unfortunately, (maybe fortunately for some) I am only one person. Therefore, I turn to you for your discriminating taste. Send any crimes of fashion that you witness in your area to tellme@whydid.com. Label where and when you got the footage and I will post the most brilliant findings on here.
Just make sure you either chop the victim(s)’s head(s) off (not literally) or black out their eyes (again, not literally). I definitely don’t have time to get sued right now. Lawsuit = stress. Stress = wrinkles. Wrinkles = Botox (and I’m far too young for that). Let me know if you’d like to remain anonymous as well!

Thanks and Happy hunting!

xo

xx,

WhyDid

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Now it’s time to discuss one of my favorite topics… leggings. Leggings are the new sweatpants, the new Juicy tracksuit. (Thank god).  Anyway, while leggings are a much more chic way to stay comfortable, it has come to my attention that many people abuse the right to wear leggings. Below I will walk you through some of the Do’s and Don’ts of leggings:

• Leggings are NOT pants. If they don’t have pockets and they don’t have a fly, they are not pants. Please cover your hoo-ha when wearing leggings.
• White leggings will never fly unless you are a ballerina or dressed in costume and even then, this is treacherous territory.
• Please stop wearing leggings with open toe pumps. All this makes me think of is the Meatpacking District on a Saturday night.
• Black is always best. Avoid bright colors unless you are 5’10, 110lbs.
• Just because Lindsay says it’s cool, doesn’t always mean it is.http://www.lohangroupie.com/6126-leggings-by-lindsay-lohan-now-available/
• Lastly, and most importantly, let’s face it… not every trend is meant for every person. Be honest with yourself, if it doesn’t look good, skip it.

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After sitting back for way too long and witnessing serious crimes against fashion, I feel it is my civic duty to help those who clearly can not help themselves (a true philanthropist, I know).

So this is dedicated to anyone else who feels the pain of bad fashion or anyone who cringes when they see an illegal use of leggings. And, of course, for those who know they need help and just don’t know where to find it. I like to call it “tough love.”

More coming soon….!!!

This is not a joke. If you see something, say something.

xx,

WhyDid

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